Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale
Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there
by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023
Get the God Blessed Videomug. 1. “Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”
Exodus 20:3
2. “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.”
Exodus 20:4
3. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
Exodus 20:7
4. “Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.”
Exodus 20:8–10
5. “Honour thy father and thy mother.”
Exodus 20:12
6. “Thou shalt not kill.”
Exodus 20:13
7. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
Exodus 20:14
8. “Thou shalt not steal.”
Exodus 20:15
9. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.”
Exodus 20:16
10. “Thou shalt not covet.”
Exodus 20:17
Exodus 20:3
2. “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.”
Exodus 20:4
3. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
Exodus 20:7
4. “Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.”
Exodus 20:8–10
5. “Honour thy father and thy mother.”
Exodus 20:12
6. “Thou shalt not kill.”
Exodus 20:13
7. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
Exodus 20:14
8. “Thou shalt not steal.”
Exodus 20:15
9. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.”
Exodus 20:16
10. “Thou shalt not covet.”
Exodus 20:17
by PJ2019 June 22, 2023
Get the Godmug. Friend 1: I just watched Shoujo Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? I’m gonna search it up
Not that long after
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?
Friend 2: what’s that? I’m gonna search it up
Not that long after
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?
by Yabeast10- March 22, 2025
Get the I saw the face of god and it was weepingmug. by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021
Get the God is Jakemug. 
by Kitty000 February 26, 2022
Get the God Blessmug. from an orthodox/superstitous perspective or for people who have faith in such entites.,its when the god u believe in is pretty visibly and irrationally biased towards the male population and prescribes indifference and injustice for the female population like denying them human rights. And as its god, u abide by their rules so he is then a gay god. Channelising his love for men in a twisted but cUteSy way <3
Any god can suddenly start having such characteristics if u suddenly find yourself following such guidelines for then u know your god prescribed them!
Any god can suddenly start having such characteristics if u suddenly find yourself following such guidelines for then u know your god prescribed them!
A_creature:- heard y'all were legalising marriage by 13 years for females?
Another_creature:- yeah man., <pun intended> gotta what we gotta do-!
hence, the gay god fever continues as earth years roll by.........>_<
Another_creature:- yeah man., <pun intended> gotta what we gotta do-!
hence, the gay god fever continues as earth years roll by.........>_<
by tv_girl August 5, 2025
Get the Gay Godmug.