red white and royal blue

A wonderful book that will make you cry. But dont read it around your slightly homophobic and very republican dad. He will ask what its about and you will be lest stuttering trying to figure out which part of the book he would approve of. None. He hates it all.

Me: I am reading a book called red white and royal blue

My dad: can i have a book report?
Me: uh...um...well...you see... the thing is...

My dad: i was joking
Me: oh HA thats so so very funny. Im gonna go cry in my room now

by im gay and bored September 9, 2021

Red-headed bowling ball

This occurs when a male inserts a a thumb into the vaginal cavity (also known as the "lucy") while sticking the index and middle finger in her anus.

It resembles a male using the woman's ass as a bowling ball. It is known to be popular with horny redheaded women in the North Carolina area.

Damn, I bowled a strike wtih that chick from Raleigh. She loves getting the red-headed bowling ball.

by Bri-Candy2 December 8, 2010

Red Creek Fuck boys

Red Creek Fuck boys are exactly their title. Fuck boys. They only like the girls for their body and sex. Their grades are the same as their IQ. -69 . The teachers can't put up with any of them so they send them to the "rams room" to avoid their problems. They act all superior until an actually genuinely nice guy shows up and treats the girls right. They act all mocho mocho playing basketball and soccer. Even though they still can't play because they got suspended for vaping in the bathroom and smoking pot at the gas station with their Minecraft girlfriends.

Red Creek Fuck Boys: Boys who think they are superior and better than everyone who go to red Creek

by Becky_burger_king December 18, 2019

Denver Harbor Lil Red

A neighborhood/gang in East Houston. Denver Harbor is also nicknamed Lil Red. The neighborhood color is red. Gang members sport red clothing like shoes, shirt, shorts, hat, etc. They use the numbers 248 and letters LRC, DH, BDH and wear Houston Rockets sport team clothing.

Say where you from?
Denver Harbor Lil Red

by TheLRC December 21, 2021

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose Windows wallpaper is peeling.

bubba: how come y'all got dat ol newspaper duck-taped over yer computer screen?
htrn: dat's so's da neighbors cain't be lookin in thru mah Winderz!

by daDebil January 15, 2004

Red Headed Step Child

A stepchild might be singled out for abuse. But a red-headed stepchild (who presumably looks like his or her absent birth-parent) might be abused even more because he or she is so obviously different from the other children.

Myles was the red-head step child of the family, he was never invited to the family reunions.

by Laura Hall January 7, 2004

The red hand of Ulster

This, rather crudely, is what happens when you masturbate a woman who is menstruating. I first heard it in Northern Ireland, which, I imagine, is its obvious place of origin and relates to the Ulster flag.

'Don't go there!'
'Why?'
'You'll get the red hand of ulster!'

by Jimmybobby123 November 30, 2007