man baps

large breasts on a man!!!!

OMG...that man has man baps!!!

by Jonny Blackburn May 3, 2004

man slop

man juice, cum, spooge, man milk etc...

Jeff's mom drank a jug of man slop at the orgy

by oodee man May 17, 2004

Man-cabbage

a) a man whos had a labotomy
b) a real lazy fat bloke with a round hair cut
c) the best funky thrash band in the world

man cabbage rule man!!
yeah it was wierd he had a lobotomy and hes a proper man cabbage now

by Man cabbage July 14, 2003

Man Dime

When a man gets veneer teeth, hair extensions, tans, waxing, and gear all in an effort to look like a model. In the end he looks like an inbred queer, who no one likes because he sold himself out to fashion.

Rob Dyrdek's cousin Chris "Drama" Pfaff is a Man Dime.

by valleymd May 1, 2011

He-Manned

When your head becomes lodged in your asshole.

"Whoa! That dude just got he-manned!"

"Don't make me he-man you."

by Stonehenge215 February 11, 2010

Man-ragging

another name for a boys time of the month!

during this time boys will become complete pussys and refuse to talk to anyone. AT ALL!!! ( even their girlfriends)
some of the warning signs of man-ragging are:

1.increase in pissyness
2.inablity to talk things out

3. above all IGNORING ALL IMPORTANT PEOPLE!

DUDE 1:" Hey dude! whats wrong with chad? He's being a total douche bag."

DUDE 2: " Yeah i know! he's been like this for a while."

DUDE 3: "Chill he must be man-ragging"

by lovely_123 July 26, 2009

Moo Man

A 315er who likes to pork cows in the rectum or cow vag. The cow usually asks - "is it in yet?"

" Oh man - you've still got milk on your belly! You're sucha moo man!

by LeCheech August 7, 2009