psych job

A person with psychological problems, especially irrational fears (namely a neurosis).
Most of the women in young adult groups are attractive, kind of hot, and psych jobs.

I wanted to date her until I found out she was a psych job.
by Source of Truth January 8, 2009
mugGet the psych jobmug.

Jobs

Yeah, I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs over an ad says the conservative who pretends to care about jobs. Your job isn't important. Just get a different one... It my pay less. I don't actually even know what you're options are. Working for Anheuser-Busch might be the only job you could get when you started. But I don't care! Tranny bad!
Hym " 'I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs' says the guy who claims to care about jobs."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
mugGet the Jobsmug.

Swiss-cheese the job

Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.
I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.
by QuacksO July 14, 2018
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Armenian Neck Job

An act of faking an injury during a car accident in hopes get a insurance check
Person #1: yo how did you get your insurance company to pay you so much money
Person #2: Just do the Armenian Neck Job
by SamSam42069 July 15, 2023
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rust job

Presumably the listener misheard the phrase "rushed job"
"I thought I heard someone say "rust job," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary only to find the most puerile definitions imaginable.
by wwforthewin May 23, 2025
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Brazilian Butt Job

When you're a dark alleyway in the Brazilian province of Buenos Aires, and a homeless man offers a service to you 10 Brazilian reals
Male 1: Dude! This guy just gave me a "Brazilian Butt Job" for just ten reals!

Male 2: Bro... where?
by OiledUpFentHead August 19, 2024
mugGet the Brazilian Butt Jobmug.

Pussy Job

When a man rubs his erect penis vertically between a woman's labia and across her clitoris for her pleasure.
I need a pussy job from my husband
by PJAficionado October 6, 2021
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