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Cafe Chickens

Restaurant patrons who leave lousy tips.
Customers who tend to come in large parties that seperate checks to pay the smallest individual tip. These customers usually order discounted items on the menu, use coupons, and ask for water with extra lemon and sugar to avoid paying the price.

"Do you see those cafe chickens at table 5? Everytime I ask them if they would like something, all I hear is cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"They sound just like little birds!"

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by NiENiE September 20, 2012
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Chicken shit

A few more things on a chicken shit's bucket list along with fighting drunks and junkies for adventure are fighting paralyzed or terminally ill kids, fighting elderly Jews with dementia, and fighting someone with a life threatening injury someone else inflicted.
A chicken shit has to try everything at least once, even beating a 95 year old lady to death before taking everything she has.
by Solid Mantis September 13, 2019
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two pieces of chicken

In chess when your opponent threatens mate in one and then you push one of your pawns which is now defending the mate threat and resulting in the opponent now having 2 pawns hanging instead of one (you couldn’t take the pawn on the move before because M1 was hanging)
Killian pushed one of his pawns, such a brilliant move because now there are two pieces of chicken.
by WeWereHighWhenWeCameUpWithThat September 25, 2023
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chicken scrawl

Bad illegible writing - like a doctors prescription.
OMG - I cant read my meth subscription- it’s like chicken scrawl.
by Hardjed September 23, 2020
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Chicken Nugget

Chicken Nugget is the nickname for a great person named Tyla
by Nuggs4life September 3, 2018
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Chicken pocket

A pocket pussy brutally forced into a live chicken
by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025
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skinning the chicken

Attempts at pursuing a

woman's attention in an effort to engage in sexual activity
When my friends and I go to the club,our plan of action is meeting women and skinning the chicken
by nmpowerz September 4, 2016
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