herpies infested cum bubble

a name you give your friends when they say something really stupid....also a come back when people call you names

jon- you look like a dogs taint

jimbo- shutup you herpies infested cum bubble

by big daddy jay January 20, 2007

unswallowed cum shot

An accident aka known as trump

“Come here you unswallowed cum shot”

COMING MOM or
Okay ✨daddy✨🥴

by MaRRsh November 30, 2020

New England Cum Chowder

When two or more freinds Pump the Python into a freinds Clam Chowder or Cum Chowder. This Technique works best in Rhode Island Clam Chowder, where the broth is clearer and less chunky. Not telling your buddy, you watch trying not to make a peep. As he takes a gulp try not to laugh or it will ruin the trick in its Enterity.

Watch watched hysterically as Ryan gulped the Cum Chowder.

by bv dell June 12, 2005

Cum of sum yun guy

the jism found on a chinese dinner when you weren't expecting anyone to wank on it.

Martin waS AT JIM MORGAN'S HOUSE WHEN HE ASKED ME TO EAT "CUM OF SUM GUY". i SAID NO YOU TIGHT GINGER TWAT.

by Martin December 11, 2004

double pump cum dump

When you catch your 10 year old cousin blasting rope to fortnite porn at 3:27AM, so in response you join him.

Last night me and my cousin did a double pump cum dump!

by The Sussy Piss Prostitute July 11, 2021

cum harboring butt pirate

Used to offend gay people when they get too close to you.

Get the fuck away from me Bi, you cum harboring butt pirate!

by iiOwn3dYoOoUz December 20, 2008

The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival

The disturbed pervert's equivalent to Russian Roulette, or a more extreme alternative to the game known as Limp Bizkit. A large party event, usually occurring on a Friday, in which five men and five women gather together in an abandoned warehouse. The five men jack off and fill up water balloons with cum. The man who cums last is forced to sit with an 8" dildo up his ass while the five women all shit and piss on him. If he throws up during this time everyone gets to pummel him with the cum balloons.

Person #1: Hey! You wanna celebrate The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival tonight?

Person #2: Fuck yeah!

by Zombie_2008 November 1, 2008