The cold breeze that passes every day at 2 a.m. wherever you are, whatever the weather or your lever of tiredness.
by Braingoespop June 16, 2024
Get the 2 a.m. chillmug. The 2-Scale is a very simple way to rate a woman when you first encounter them.
0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole
0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole
Todd: "Do you see Sara over there? What would you rate her on The 2-Scale?"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
Todd: "Really? She is totally a 2!"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
Todd: "Really? She is totally a 2!"
by SallyMcSaggyTits May 9, 2015
Get the The 2-Scalemug. “And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”
"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"
by ﾠ February 28, 2022
Get the Armaments Chapter 2:9-21mug. The song in band class that you play over and over again on YouTube because you can’t remember how it goes. Or used to annoy a band teacher daily
by Crybabytree February 25, 2022
Get the chorale 2mug. 
How do you know it's not a false thing you believe that helps you survive? Jesus christ Alex the second I called you out as a plant you HARD SPIRALED into the Jordan Peterson nonsense tower. You're spiraling HARD right now?
Hym "Because if you have 2 to apples in a bucket and you place 2 more apples into that same bucket... You not have IIII 👈 this many. You can change the term you use to represent IIII 👈 This many. You can call 'that many' 4 or four or IV or, shit, you can even call it 5! That being said, there COULD VERY WELL BE some kind of hidden mathematical principle that affects 2+2=4 in some significant way. But, it's just low hanging fruit at this point. That's year 1 stuff. We're past all that."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
Get the 2+2=4mug. Today is the day. Get with your crush! If you do today you will last forever and that relationship really will be perfect
by October2 October 2, 2022
Get the October 2mug.