An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have
Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot
Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude
Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat
Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude
Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat
by Dizzy , devourer of worlds April 16, 2024

This action describes an individual inserting raw beef into their anal cavity then proceeding to cut down sugar cane with their sexual partner
Wow Jeff and Linda are so freaky! Jeff told me they visited the butcher last week to do a sexy little Haitian Meat Smuggling. Apparently Linda loves being a Haitian Meat Smuggler.
by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021

Meat bong is a fellow co worker always trying to impress bosses and will throw anyone under the bus to gain praise from there superiors.
by Blackrock90 September 6, 2017


by Handjobs#2 February 28, 2020

The deli you know you should avoid based on several past experiences but you decide to dive on in (perhaps intoxicated) and eat it regardless of the physical, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences that may entail
I know she fucked me over 8 times, I know she is a cunt, I know she is worthless, but I had the opportunity and ate the devils deli meat.
by B-word January 10, 2024
