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Mystery meat

An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have
Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot

Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude

Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat
by Dizzy , devourer of worlds April 16, 2024
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Haitian Meat Smuggler

This action describes an individual inserting raw beef into their anal cavity then proceeding to cut down sugar cane with their sexual partner
Wow Jeff and Linda are so freaky! Jeff told me they visited the butcher last week to do a sexy little Haitian Meat Smuggling. Apparently Linda loves being a Haitian Meat Smuggler.
by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021
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meat

damn i need some meat or nobody wanna see his meat.
by mzcasa July 25, 2019
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Meat Bong

Meat bong is a fellow co worker always trying to impress bosses and will throw anyone under the bus to gain praise from there superiors.
"Whoa did you see Micky Bruz at Prestart on nicks meat bong "
by Blackrock90 September 6, 2017
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Meat pie

Example: don't put your tongue inside that meat pie... It's nasty
by Philibro October 4, 2017
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meat seat street

Going backdoor on someone with an unusually large ass.
Martin went meat seat street on Hattie Mae Pierce.
by Handjobs#2 February 28, 2020
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Devils deli meat

The deli you know you should avoid based on several past experiences but you decide to dive on in (perhaps intoxicated) and eat it regardless of the physical, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences that may entail
I know she fucked me over 8 times, I know she is a cunt, I know she is worthless, but I had the opportunity and ate the devils deli meat.
by B-word January 10, 2024
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