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by LegendsClean July 12, 2018
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Fat Tad

Someone who is very sweaty or obsessive of winning in a videogame and, tries their hardest to ruin fun for others players. They are typically shut ins who do nothing but sit around and troll people for their own pleasure.
Person 1: I was playing Fortnite yesterday and I got chased around the whole map by this one dude.
Person 2: Fat tad?
Person 1: Yeah, the absolute fat tad wouldn’t leave me alone!
by Cyanchy July 20, 2018
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Fat ass

The fattest piece of white dog shit u have ever seen he looks like a dogs asshole and he’s fat as hell if you saw him your jaw would drop and just cry looking at his lactating boobs
by FATPEOPLESUCKSBALLS July 20, 2018
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Finger fat

When a fat chick gets engaged but you can’t see her ring because her Finger fat covers it.
Yo, Did you see fat Bertha got engaged? Yea, she showed me her ring,but I could not see it because her Finger fat covered it.
by R E Dean July 27, 2018
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fat bitch period

This is when a dumb menstruating cunt won’t stop bitching about her period to her girlfriend...
HeyJolene! My pussy is a fucking waterfall this month and I haven’t been fucked since June! Even then, billy only did me in the ass in the electrical closet at the Olive Garden is when I was on break!

Shut up you fat busted cunt! If you think I need to hear about you fucking and sucking off guys, go back to fucking them. I don’t want to listen to stories about your fat bitch period. Hit the treadmill. Fuck
by Larry and Rex and Benny August 6, 2018
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reduced-fat milk

Refers to the various "levels" or "degrees" of "milk" (sexual intercourse) that are below the actual "full-fat" kind (hot 'n' heavy copulation with totally bare genitals). These include:

2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),

1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),

Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs),

Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind), and

Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her).
Horny guy: I love my new girlfriend --- nice personality, hot bod, great cook, and so on. I just wish she would let me truly "go all the way", but she only allows me reduced-fat milk --- makes me wear a rubber if I wanna "do it" between her legs!
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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Fat piece

A big
He has a fat piece
by Hehsbjaiamnelw August 22, 2018
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