The act of intentionally shooting yourself in the face in order to remove your current face and have a new, more attractive face surgically transplanted at a later date.
by bharv December 3, 2018
Get the pop that lidmug. I was waiting on the platform when all of sudden, this old fuck who I don't even know glared at me and called me a "piece of shit." May an agonizingly slow death befall that pop-up asshole.
by Rudee July 25, 2018
Get the pop-up assholemug. Also known as poser rock, mall rock or fake rock, this non-rock genre is characterized by a strong commercial appeal, with emphasis on professional songwriting and recording craft. Pop rock was created by bored, moronic suit and ties at record labels, radio stations and MTV letting everyone clamor onto another phony genre. Pop rock is typically characterized by the following:
1. Lame pop melodies screamed by women, so-called "country" rednecks who sing corporate pop, gay boys or pseudo-sensitive yuppies who have no historical knowledge of rock and roll and think that's what they are when they're not even close.
2. A complete lack of any talent or difficulty.
3. Queen, even though they're a good band with godly album tracks.
4. Pointless lyrics, along with a lack of passion, artistry, subelty and intelligence.
6. Pop punk or emo pop/mall emo bands.
7. Jangly, treble-heavy, droning, bright, twangy "DING-DING, DANG-DANG" riffs that are played on repeat.
8. Artists being stuffed under "alternative rock" by the media so record companies can put out as many clones of lesser-known or often-feared genres to be consumed by the masses.
9. Post-grunge or over-commercialized modern rock.
10. Melodic metalcore and electronicore. Both of them. No exceptions.
11. Modern heavy metal bands like Helloween (post-Metal Jukebox), Metallica (post-...And Justice For All), Hammers of Misfortune, Judas Priest (post-Demolition) and Avenged Sevenfold.
1. Lame pop melodies screamed by women, so-called "country" rednecks who sing corporate pop, gay boys or pseudo-sensitive yuppies who have no historical knowledge of rock and roll and think that's what they are when they're not even close.
2. A complete lack of any talent or difficulty.
3. Queen, even though they're a good band with godly album tracks.
4. Pointless lyrics, along with a lack of passion, artistry, subelty and intelligence.
6. Pop punk or emo pop/mall emo bands.
7. Jangly, treble-heavy, droning, bright, twangy "DING-DING, DANG-DANG" riffs that are played on repeat.
8. Artists being stuffed under "alternative rock" by the media so record companies can put out as many clones of lesser-known or often-feared genres to be consumed by the masses.
9. Post-grunge or over-commercialized modern rock.
10. Melodic metalcore and electronicore. Both of them. No exceptions.
11. Modern heavy metal bands like Helloween (post-Metal Jukebox), Metallica (post-...And Justice For All), Hammers of Misfortune, Judas Priest (post-Demolition) and Avenged Sevenfold.
The Beatles, The Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, Suicidal Tendencies, Bad Religion, The Misfits, Black Flag and The Ramones are all rock bands. Avril Lavigne, Elle King, Pink, Hilary Duff, Kelly Clarkson, Imagine Dragons, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers and Weezer are all pop rock.
by Super Tips January 3, 2024
Get the pop rockmug. Joey: I just watched seven seasons of 'Friends' in one sitting and I'm starting to feel funny. Do you think that's normal?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, you're probably just pop wasted.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, you're probably just pop wasted.
by Brosalie February 21, 2015
Get the pop wastedmug. A term used by Balloon fetishists, better known as Looners, to define the act of popping balloons by sitting and bouncing on them.
Guy 1: dude, have you watched Loonergirl1234's new video? It was so hot!
Guy 2: I know right! That sit to pop was "very" hot!
Guy 2: I know right! That sit to pop was "very" hot!
by Mysteryguy6464 March 23, 2024
Get the Sit to Popmug. by Helloimhere April 29, 2022
Get the National pop a titty daymug. Take a stick, poke it in human feces, which is easily found in D6 of San Francisco, Supervisor Haney's district. Take shit on stick dip in chocolate roll in nuts.
Me and this dude just chilling in the TL, when this guy comes up trying to sell Haneyville Pops. WTF!
by Blue beets October 5, 2020
Get the Haneyville Popmug.