John

Another name for a noun. Most commonly used jokingly. (Person, place or thing)

“Man look at that John” “yeah that John huge!”

by Fartkocker124 December 7, 2023

Johned

To be completely and utterly obliterated, typically by way of an incredibly forceful skull fucking.

Holy shit man, Eric just got fucking Johned into pink mist!

Person #1: Did you see that Johnning last night?
Person #2: Yeah dude, I haven't seen somebody get Johned like that since Brad got his eyeball ripped out and the empty socket fucked with a 12-incher.

by SleepySap May 8, 2017

John

a fatass nigga

damn that nigga fat! i bet you his name is John.

by fortnitelover97 April 30, 2025

King John School

The king John school is absolute shit.
U can’t have ur phones but nobody really gives a shit about that rule.
I’ve never seen a swimming pool their either.
All the teachers scream at u for anything.
But atleast ur not at Appleton or deanes.

Dude: what school to do u go to?
Girl: King John School
Dude: Oh god. do u need help

by SKATERGURL02 February 25, 2021

Joshua john anderson

A boy who be lookin like fishtick and sucks off any big greasy fat guy that sleeps in his white van

That man is a joshua john anderson

by Bigsweatyuncle July 19, 2020

John

John is an asshole. Plain and simple he has dark brown to black hair and darker eyes. He takes your spot at lunch and bully's your friends. He has a typical smaller penis and he has no friends. He's just an asshole.

Person A, "did you meet the new kid John?"
Person B, "yeah, he's an asshole!"

by anonymous June 7, 2018

Ss John Fisher and Thomas More Roman Catholic High School

A high school in East Lancashire, England, and is run by an evil witch and her evil accomplice, which sadly can not be named due to urban dictionary rules and guidance, however the evil witch and her accomplice has a reputation for causing the staff to run away in fear and quit their jobs. The school is basically a prison, with having more security fences built around the school, which is bad for students but good if you want to turn it into a military outpost; when you realise the high school is catholic, you do understand why the priests might want to contain the students.

Person 1: Have you hears of SS John Fisher and Thomas More Roman Catholic High School.
Person 2: Yeah, be aware of the teacher who confiscates your MacDonald chicken nuggets, he has a reputation of throwing books at students.

by Masterg1 November 14, 2023