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Turbo Job

When a man licks another mans booty hole aggressively while blowing in his anus at the same time. Made famous by a North Raleigh man when he offered to give Turbo jobs to other men in exchange for working on performance vehicles. Similar to a rim job.
The other day I gave a guy a turbo job.
by BimmerService June 6, 2018
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frosty hand job

The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.
by Jarenticus December 18, 2017
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Side job

When two people give one person a blow job but it looks like you are eating corn on the cob
Yeah I gave him a side job” “Awww nice
by louisun_ February 11, 2022
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Canadian Paw Job

A sexual maneuver that involves the paws of a fursuit, a citizen of Canada, and maple syrup.
Dylan came over last night and wanted a Canadian Paw Job! I'm into that kinky stuff but we ran out of real maple syrup.
by Plierr April 29, 2024
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Savior job

When she is giving you a blowjob you shove it in her throat right before you start ejaculating. As soon as your friend here’s her moaning he comes over and gives her the heimlich. On the third heimlich pull you take your dick out of her throat and you cum on her face
Rick-So what did you do with Julia last night?

John- Too bad you were working because Lars and I gave her a savior job.
by Sinschrisk November 4, 2017
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beta access blow job

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.
dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!
by metchsucks August 29, 2022
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Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.
I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.
by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022
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