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Wank hand

Wank hand is the term used to describe witch particular hand was used in the event of frequent wank sessions.
Person 1: oi mate, geez a handshake!
Person 2: nah man that's your wank hand, that is!
by Lugzy_yt November 1, 2019
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Holding Hands in Wexford

To walk hand in hand with your affair partner, in a town other than the one you live in, without a care in the world. The town name can be replaced with other names, depending on your locality.

I first heard this from my ex-spouse, who gleefully used it to describe so and so, whom my ex said was cheating on their partner. Turns out my ex was also holding hands, but in a different town.
“You’ll never guess who is holding hands in Wexford!”
by MovedOnSince October 5, 2025
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texas hand grenade

Im gonna give my wife a "texas hand grenade" tonight.
by Oklahoma hand grenade lover April 13, 2025
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Hands free prostate exam

“Yo did you hear Brad gave Mary a hands free prostate exam, that pretty freaky”
by Sm!tty345 April 18, 2024
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Mr. Hands

Enumclaw, Washington! Filmed and distributed zoophilic pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion.
Did you google "Mr. Hands?" - What a Wikipedia article...
by Lamb Hailer February 26, 2022
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hand fisting

The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.
Sorry I was gone for 2 days. I was hand fisting for atleast 1 day and crying the entire 2nd day.
by Fulgar April 8, 2017
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two hands

indicates that the speaker believes a person/people or character(s) could/should be in a non-monogamous relationship
Do you ship Peter and MJ or Peter and Harry?
I mean, Peter has two hands...
by guardian.ange December 8, 2023
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