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Meat axe

Big and dumb, but some how obliterates. Doesn’t understand what fear is.
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.

Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.

-dipshit
Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!

Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
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Meat

Meat.

This is a term which is used to ask people if they like food or not. If you don't then you are called meat or the meat slapps and id you do than you are called the meaty, or the meaty slapps. This would also be used to disgust weather there is any cold air in the room 'are you meat' i have been meat before and you don't want to be because just listening to being meat hurts my ears and it would for you to. All i am trying to say is that its not a good idea to have a friends or know anyone the refers to as 'meat' because then you are in danger or you know that you may die in the future. But if you are called that then you are in trouble because then you are going to do soon without any warning.
Yiwin :"OMG GUYS I AM A MEAT SLAPP"

Everyone runs, because you cant trust one. Be careful out there because you may just run into a meat slapp.
by I have a life but do you? March 1, 2023
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Dead Meat Fan

Fan of Dead Meat who does his own KILL COUNTS. He’s also 5’2
I guess you don’t want to see the day of light ever again - Dead Meat Fan
by Dead Meat Fan June 16, 2022
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meat seeking

When a girl or gay guy is trying to get a peek at a guys peanus
i was in the woods relieving my self when tori came up from behind me meat seeking
by fapper20 May 4, 2009
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Meat Brownie

Feces on penis meaning meat brownie..
How about we go up stairs and I think about your dad as you shit on my dick and I pull out and give you a meat brownie.
by Meat Brownie April 30, 2022
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Minced meat

When a male is transferred to a woman durning surgery his Dick is mincemeat
by Wild Bill 53 December 30, 2019
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Mystery meat

When a lesbian is chatting to a cute girl who drops the bombshell that she has a boyfriend and are you interested.

No detail of who he is, what he's like.

He is mystery meat
You know I said I matched with a cute girl on tinder? She only went and tried to sell me her mystery meat
by SavvyOne November 9, 2018
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