bait job

A job that is posted by a company and/or recruiter with the intention of never filling the position. Some reasons for this include gathering resumes to "see what's out there" or to make it appear to the public that they are growing more than they actually are. More nefarious motives include harvesting people's personal data or using the job as part of a bait and switch, where people apply for one job but are instead directed towards another, usually less desirable, one during the interview process.

Fooled by another bait job. I applied for "Lead Software Developer" but was told at the interview I'd be a better fit for "Janitor."

by DJ Fitness July 10, 2019

Sand-Job

A sand-job is when a girl takes a piece of sandpaper and then when in her hand proceeds to give you a hand job.

Damn that Sand-Job hurt like hell last night.

by ILikeCircles June 08, 2009

australian hook job

When you are getting oral sex from a female and she slides her middle finger into your ass, she hooks her finger then your pretty much fucked

I love when my wife gives me an Australian Hook Job..

by Yojojodo September 09, 2018

Boy-job

Having a sexual intercourse with a premature human male

Cheer up, Reverend Bill! Think a nice little boy-job will change colours of your day!

by buhlo_666 October 04, 2017

Aaron Job

A patron uses his special hands to give a very satisfying feeling

someone: use those hands to give me an aaron job honey!
a guy named aaron: will do buttercup!

by Gregory McGraw December 15, 2023

Acting job

When the guy thinks he knows where the g spot is and you have to act like it is the best thing in the world when it's really not

Last night was a real acting job when I was with Jacob

by HUPPPON October 18, 2021

“O” job

When your woman gives you a hand job with a leather glove on.

My girlfriend just pulled an “o” job

by Lsnlnda October 20, 2023