mom

Someone who takes care of you and loves you from when you were little. They don’t have to be a woman, or the person who gave birth to you. Ex: if you have gay parents, like me, never say you don’t have a mother because he’s right there. If you’re mom couldn’t take care of you and your aunt had to instead, there’s your mom! If your an orphan, your caretaker, the list goes on!

My mom is pretty good and cooking and biking.

by kihroudy December 28, 2020

Mom

Your birth giver, personal cheerleader, cheerleader, chef and banker

Me - hey mom ?
Mom - yeah

Me - can I have $20
Mom you want some pasta to go with your rent free life no I’m not your slave

by Chickenbestie December 30, 2020

My mom

Dead

Stranger: Does your mom live?

Me: No

Stranger: Well my mom lives

by no no no no no no January 2, 2021

mom cares

1) When something is hella sus or sketchy

2) When you show concern about something or someone

1) "Look how mom cares this place looks

2) "Dude, who's bullying this kid? Mom cares"

by PineapplePete_Official January 2, 2021

Your mom

2013 joke of the year

guy: your mom
girl: your mom

by easycashsnipah January 4, 2021

your mom

when a guy is too lazy to come up with a jokey response to a question

Friend: Hey man did you pass the test?
You: I passed your mom

by your mom is in January 5, 2021

your mom

something big as fuck

your mom is so big its needs a whole building to sleep

by the falafel man January 6, 2021