Sopping Hand Job

A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.

He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time

by jondich January 20, 2021

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Strum Job

When a girl yanks a guy's foreskin as far as she can and strums the foreskin like it's a guitar string

The craziest fuck I had was when before sucking my dick, Judy gave me a strum job

by The Diddly September 30, 2021

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job creep

which is when additional duties are slowly assigned to you, and then those duties are never relieved from you.

I’m still stuck with this job. because of job creeping.

by lonzonextrondo January 28, 2023

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Swab Job

Receiving oral while cleaning your ears in a pleasurable fashion with a Q tip or cotton swab. Also known as an “SJ” or the good ol Gerstenzang. In honor of Leo Gerstenzang, the inventor of the Q tip.

I was cleaning my ears the other night, when the wife surprised me with a Swab Job.

by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018

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Job Application

A piece of paper that is a nightmare to your unemployment mf. Effective when show the paper while also saying the magic word "Get a job"

You: *show job application*
Your friend: No! I trust you! Why you do this to me?
You: You stay in my house for a whole month and take everything in my fridge. Now get a job!
Your friend: No! STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!!!
You: Get a job! Get the job! Get THE JOB!!!
Your friend: ARHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by Sun Tsu June 14, 2025

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East Job

When you use online dating to meet people that have drugs, then go over to their house and steal the drugs behind their back. Then you sell the drugs and make bank.

“Hey bro you trying to play Hungry Hungry Hippos with me?”
“Nah man I’m working tonight. Have an east job planned for tonight.”

by SirLoinOfBeef___ May 15, 2022

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