she farted on my dick

damn.

then she shitted.
damn.

she farted on my dick

by the cooler penguin27 December 23, 2021

shit fart ass paste

a shit made into paste then farted on

also known ass sfap

you smell like a shit fart ass paste
or
you smell lika sfap

by crazy_fagot_on_the_internet February 13, 2018

yo mama so fart

it means fuck you in eastern kentucky, i'm not lying i swear

"Bro why the fuck did you run into my car, yo mama so fart.!"

"Yo mama so fart."

by the giggle king lord of laughs July 8, 2021

Fart under a giraffes ass

This is like water under the bridge, you missed me with the bullshit, it will blow over etc . In other words, don’t stress it.

Did you hear that so-and-so wants to whoop your ass, oh that’s a fart under a giraffes ass. Now

by The reverend t Texas September 22, 2019

Tongue punch the fart box

-The sticking of one's tongue up your partners ass
-rim job
-Ass licking

Couple of guys sitting around talking about what they do in bed with their girlfriends and ones says you ever tongue punch the fart box?

by 60x6 March 11, 2019

k y jelly fart

A fart usually made by a butt pirate. Its an untraditional smell made up of latex and baby oil.

Hey Billy, I think that Richard Simmons groupie just blew a K Y jelly fart.

by Johnnie Walker's chauffeur December 26, 2008

caught between the fart and the shit

A phrase that is stated when one cannot make a decision on an important matter and the more that one tries to concentrate to figure out the answer, the more confusing it becomes.
2. When one is caught in a precarious situation.

With my employer determined to downsize they told me they needed my decision on their early retirement package. I am so stressed that I'm caught between the fart and the shit and I cannot decide.

indecisive stress

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015