I am pregnate

The three scariest words know to any normal american teenager. holy shit its scary.

My girl was like "I am pregnate", and i was like "I am going to buy a gun and kill myself"

by montana is gay March 18, 2004

I can’t breathe

When a police has a knee on someones neck and they say “I can’t breathe” they can’t get air from their Throat throat to their LUNGS...I know surprising

George Floyd say “I can’t breathe” and the officer continued to keep his knee on his neck

by BLACK LIVES MATTER #BLM # POC June 6, 2020

I. O. C.

Incidental Oral Contact

Mike's lips were burning after he experienced I. O. C. with a stripper in the club. His friends Tom and Roger suggested that he visit the clinic.

by Cardoc January 20, 2011

Emo (I looove it)

An excuse for guys to wear tight pants... That's hot.

"Oh no, my pants are so tight that it hurts... I'm gonna go cry now..."

by Anonymous Beauty February 8, 2007

I plead the 5th

My friend is high and can't answer with a simple yes or no.

Sam: "Have you masturbated?"
Friend: "I plead the 5th."

by Manasama October 13, 2014

"And so am I"

The art of jacking off into another person's face - only after they proclaim "I'm done".

"I'm done"
"And so am I" *jizz in partner's face*

by Jobee October 17, 2008

i am root

In computer-speak, root is the base directory (folder) on which a system runs off of. So Win32 (Thats Windows) and Unix (thats Mac), and some Linux, the root is "/". ALL operations on the computer are subject to the root command (command put in with nothing before it but "/")

I.E. the basic ruling principal for a computer. I am root means i am god of this computer system (or just earth)

I owned your network using SSH and sudo commands. I am root.

Can also be used like leet/1337. I.E. i am root haxor (instead of 1337)

by Dean Machikas September 22, 2007