bitch i hope the fuck you do

The most epic fucking comeback ever. Only used when someone threatens you

I’m gonna slap the shit out of you for doing my girl. Bitch I Hope The Fuck You Do.

by blackinmyvoots March 4, 2019

do I have to put something here?

A phrase used by some UrbanDicionary.com contributors who have too much sense to supply any overtly identifying information.

The answer to this phrase is, yes. UrbanDictionary won't let us leave the name empty any more. So go ahead and put "do I have to put something here?"

by do I have to put something here? July 10, 2004

How do you type with boxing gloves on

A rather stupid question frequently asked of Strong Bad.

What a lot of people ask.

by Metallicat October 28, 2003

Where do you get off

A question asked to determine which exit someone takes when "getting off" the interstate.

Person 1: So I stole my sons birthday money and honestly dont feel bad about it..

Person 2: Oh my god, where do you get off?

Person 1: I usually take exit 9.

Person 2: Ah I see, okay what were you saying about your stupid son?

by ButterTheMob November 13, 2019

why do I hear boss music

The last sentence you say before being sent to oblivion. Used in fights.

Bully: Heh kid, bet you can’t land one hit.
Bullied kid:*looks in his eyes*
Bully: Why do I hear boss music?

by MaVe782 November 23, 2019

What to do if someone calls you a pussy

Say "Don't talk about something you can't get" or "Maybe that's why you're such a dick" or "You are what you eat" (if you're a guy)

What to do if someone calls you a pussy
Guy 1: Pussy

You: Don't talk about something you can't get.

Guy 1: (Walks away because he just got burned)

by LaxBroBaller June 12, 2016

what am i doing with my life

absolutely nothing. stop and just go. go away and never come back.

And Carla said "what am I doing with my life?"

by carlaisweird.com November 18, 2016