Sack of Dicks

A total and complete dick. Such a dick that one does them no justice. Therefore, the mega dickhead is now a "Sack of Dicks"

Mike is a total Sack of Dicks

by Mikeslover January 27, 2009

Dick Nair

Duragotory work that refers to the sweaty ball syndrome on many males. Is somewhat similar to fromunda cheese but is located more on the nut sack then it is near the taint.

WTF, it's so hot that I have Dick Nair
or
You Dick Nair!!!!

by Big Balls Goliath June 14, 2010

dick sympathy

Same as penis sympathy.
It's a scene where a man sympathizes the pain another man has felt on their dick.

Mac: Hey look, a guy's trying to grind that long rail.
Denis: He's grinding...grinding...OH SHIT HE FELL AND HIT HIS DICK RIGHT ON!
Larq: Oooh! *feels dick sympathy* I ain't gona be able to have sex for couple of days after seeing that.

by EnlarqueIl EnGrotesque December 4, 2007

Oliver's dick

Its very small

Everyone named Oliver's dick is really small

by heflihk October 24, 2016

dick trick

When a man masturbates 3 times in one day, similar to a hat trick in hockey or soccer.

Dude I did a dick trick yesterday, and now my penis hurts.

by s.latch October 17, 2008

dick beaters

"Keep your damn dick beaters off my shit"

When a male is trying to put is hands on your personal belongings (dick beaters)

by harrisj January 26, 2008

donkey dick

Army slang for a removable, bendable metal spout used to pour gas from USGI jerry cans

"Hey Sergeant, toss me that donkey dick, willya? I gotta tap this can so I can fill up the Humvee."

by Bullzeye December 26, 2003