Pulling a Paul

When you spend over $200 on booze for yourself (without bottle service)

You: I spent so much money on drinks tonight!
Friend: how much?
You: like $300
Friend: just for you?!
You: yeah...
Friend: You were pulling a Paul dude!

by Parigot March 10, 2018

pull a penis

when you yank on a penis far too aggressively.

Doctor: What caused you to bleed so profusely?
Man: The girl I fucked last night decided to pull a penis.

by Golden Kitty March 12, 2018

Pulling a Campbell

Sleeping through your plans and then waking up extremely disoriented and getting extreme fomo. Being extremely narcissistic and choosing to blame others for your own problems.

Stop pulling a Campbell and get your shit together.

God why do u guys always hang out without me!! *Invited her but she didn't respond so we assumed she didn't wanna go or was sleeping*

Because you were pulling a Campbell!

by Cindy636 March 12, 2017

pull a Cunanan

A phrase one uses when they are on the brink of a nervous breakdown and want to go on a cross-country road trip to kill off all the people who have pissed them off over the years. Derived from the serial killer, Andrew Cunanan and his 2 month killing spree.

I'm so pissed off at everyone right that it's making me want to pull a Cunanan.

by k_r_ May 5, 2018

pulling a glen

When someone is so excited/surprised that their eyes/eye pops out of their head.

On Christmas morning my kids were pulling a Glen when they saw a puppy under the tree.

by Twenty Paphonies January 19, 2017

pop and pull

The act of popping up someone's snapchat story ( usually a guy popping up to a girl) and then linking them

"I saw a sexy photo on her story so I decided to pop and pull"

by Izzk January 30, 2017

Pulling Mussels

They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day,
At night the crickets creepy
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
And everybody wants a hat
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Shrinking in the sea so cold

Topless ladies look away
A he-man in a sudden shower
Shelters from the rain
You wish you had a motor boat
To pose around the harbor bar
And when the sun goes off to bed
You hook it up behind the car
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Two fat ladies window shop
Something for the mantelpiece
In for bingo all the nines
A panda for sweet little niece
The coach drivers stand about
Looking at a local map
About the boy who's gone away
Down to next door's caravan
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 9, 2020