Phatho

A funny caring person, someone who is always there for problems to be listened to and someone who has a dope music taste. Someone you can always be yourself around no matter what

Phatho is such a nice person

I love being around Phatho

by Just being myself June 20, 2023

Phantom High

A phantom high is a withdrawal you may experience after being clean on many narcotics

Dude I had the weirdest phantom high that felt so real

by stanstan300 June 25, 2023

phark

An alternative to the "f-word" used only around, and in the presence of horses, particularly (but not limited to) at the races. The word was first coined (allegedly) by Dr Aubrey Ping in 1928, when he came up with an awesome name for a famous racehorse at the time (Farlap).

However, Harry Telford insisted that the name needed to have 7 letters, thus changing "Farlap" to "Pharlap". Dr Ping was so pissed, he thought to himself "what the phark?!" before letting Telford know what he thought of the decision, telling him to "phark off!".

So I was walking down a nice country road and my phone rang, I got some bad news and felt the urge to drop the f-bomb, but since I was in the presence of horses I used the alternative word phark instead.

by Lordeofthejandals April 14, 2023

phatkuntery

The state of being obese, stated in popular vernacular.
And the defense of that state - as by activists campaigns against bodyshaming etc.

Johnny's war on his own phatkuntery involved daily runs, the gym and yoga classes.

by Dr Johnny April 17, 2023

Phallogram

A simple pictorial device representing a penis.

Often consisting of two circles and a long oval to form the popular “cock and balls” configuration.

“Our test dividers were covered in phallograms”

“Those truly skilled may create phallograms in a single pencil stroke, thereby covering every fucking surface within a mile radius without being caught.”

“The phallograms on the stall kept me company whilst I shatted my brains out”

by Mount Yermom April 26, 2023

phaida

quite, people loves being around them , a lil spice ball , fun to hang around with

i want somebody like phaida in my friend group

by Tony adina May 5, 2023

Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023