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the high-eye

Adj. --an unfortunate facial asymetry resulting in one eye (usually the left eye) being located at a greater vertical distance from the chin than its counterpart, simultaneously reducing overall facial attractiveness and increasing the individual's visual creepiness.
1. The only other place I've seen the high-eye that bad is on Shannon Doherty. It's a good thing you're such a nice person.

2. I saw this chick with a smoking body and went to talk to her...it was awful; she had a terminal case of the high-eye.
by Sil Carbide October 22, 2012
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couch eye

Bluish discoloration of one eye after being forced to sleep on the couch, after a disagreement
Yo man, did you get in a fight with you woman, looks like you got a bad case of the couch eye
by chloe blowy December 17, 2012
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walls have eyes and ears

an expression meaning

even if you want to keep something a secret, someone, somehow, somewhere, will eventually find out.
son: dad, what does the expression" walls have eyes and ears" mean?

father: it means " shut up and stop talking to yourself, because if you talk to yourself, others, without you even realizing it, will get useful, useful to themselves I mean, information out of you short-handed, which means you can't keep a secret if you talk to yourself.
by Sexydimma June 21, 2012
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Eye on the Highway

A Highway Camera, typically used by truckers, to protect themselves from fraudulent claims related to accidents.
When I got into an accident, the Eye on the Highway saved my ass from getting a ticket and losing my license.
by Eye on the Highway July 5, 2012
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woogie eye

A condition also known as strabismus in which the eyes are not properly aligned with each other. It typically involves a lack of coordination between the eye muscles which prevents bringing the gaze of each eye to the same point in space.
That woogie eye MF didn't even have the guts to look me in the eye when I was talking to him!
by tcjohnson July 8, 2012
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eye widener

A person that is so attractive that peoples eyes widen when looking at him/her. Also very sex appealing.
"Did you see that girl at the bar on Tuesday?"
"Yeah, she was real eye widener"
"My girlfriend slapped me for staring"
by Spike* July 26, 2013
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red eye of the maelstrom

Someone's red, raw butthole after losing their anal virginity.
After screwing her in the ass, I could see the red eye of the maelstrom.
by Static_Deth September 5, 2013
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