Hands

Knows how to fight.

Did you see that fight? John has hands

by DownSouthSlang February 14, 2022

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Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.

"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."

by showerfart69 August 19, 2013

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Swing hands

Swing hands basically means fight.

Person 1: Yo whats the problem?

Person 2: Shut up idiot wanna swing hands?

by Pussy killer 1997 January 10, 2017

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When you give your partner a hand job or finger them, and then there’s cum on your hands. You’re in the moment so you don’t have time to wipe them off so you just grab your partner and go to town. The cum then makes your hands stick to your partner.

Due to the Gecko Hands they had to shower and clean up because they were stuck together.

by Sage Patrick July 27, 2019

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Hillbilly Hand Grenade

When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.

I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.

Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.

by shaggybaglord May 30, 2021

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