God

Some dickhead who was like ‘haha dinosaurs for a laugh.’

Person 1: god, tell me a joke.
God: dinosaur…. Rawr

Person 1: …haha funny haha funny time

by Girls-on-film•=• August 10, 2021

The Seal of God

Subliminal Affirmation of The Art of War.

Translated in a religious way, like attack to repent, and defend to forgive.

The Seal Of God, I just figured it out.

by MineOwedWu's August 14, 2021

god

god means you have the ability to drink air.

"the reason i became god was right in front of us"

by millyiscool August 15, 2021

God

The eternal first cause of the universe.

Atheist: god is not real.
christian: yea then who created the universe?
Atheist: nothing duh..
christian: wow your smart.

1000TH DEFINITION OF GOD WOOOOO

by ThatGuyWhoGot1000thGodDef August 17, 2021

Hunky god

Junior Ainsworth is a hunky god. He has an 8 pack, a massive 8.5 inch cock, he’s 6’2 and he knows how to treat the ladies well.

Samantha Thompson (kalebs fit mum) has the tightest pussy and the fattest ass on the planet. One day I will fuck her. One day.

Samantha wants juniors cock cuz he’s a hunky god

by Joe mama gay Ni🅱️🅱️a August 18, 2021

god-awful shitty feeling of dread in my heart

the feeling when you feel like you have nothing left. everything is dying, falling apart, and you can do fucking nothing with it. the void. the rage. the dread when you know nothing can be fixed.
also, a funky lyric from a mother mother song. i love the song, its relatable

theres a god-awful shitty feeling of dread in my heart

yeah its got allota do-

by hahafunkyrangerkinnie August 24, 2021

god smack

God smack or god smacked can be a term/s used to define a precise moment in time, specific event or circumstance which might be explained by the presence of an Omniscient, Ethereal, or Divine Power which has allegedly ordained said event.

That stranger appearing and pushing me out of the way of that speeding car was a god smack. (N)

I believe that was a god smack instant. (Adj)

Her coming into my life at that moment left me feeling god smacked. (Adj)

by Bre Wordie August 24, 2021