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Blue Knuckle

A condition often aquired at the end of the NCAA Basketball season during Conference Championship Week and the first few rounds of the NCAA Basketball Championship--affectionally known as March Madness. It results from changing the channel every few seconds trying desperately to catch every second of every game, but in the end never fully achieving the satisfaction and release from the closure of seeing every play of every game.
Caller: "Dude, have you been watching March Madness hoops?"

Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!
by Guerre July 31, 2012
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"Hey Jeremy, why you so sad?" "I'm not sad I'm blue da ba dee da ba di"
by IWTFES March 6, 2022
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art degree blues

When you graduate and realise making a hobby your job was a bad idea and you hate your job and / or you can’t find a job in the first place
q: "Who's that girl crying over there?"
a: "Oh, that's mia, she's got art degree blues."
by retski May 27, 2022
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BLUE DUCK

by anonymous December 1, 2023
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Blue headed molestation monkey

to refer to someone as a morally bankrupt, corrupt and sexually exploitative individual under a facade of being morally sound and generous to those who are weaker and in need; used to describe someone who is a member of the UN peacekeepers
I can't Steven became a UN peacekeeper and raped a 13 year old girl in that third world country, fuckin 'blue headed molestation monkey'.
by Fax Dispenser November 30, 2021
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Blue Lock

Blue Lock is Non-Predictive aiming.
"You won't hit the enemy while blue locking if they're strafing left or right, try red locking"
"The enemy is coming at you directly! Blue lock and shoot as soon as possible!"
by Chudmedo March 26, 2024
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