when one's hand hurts after hitting one's kid (or occasionally younger sibling) because said kid did something retarded
by markhonci December 28, 2009
by Mr. Boathand January 07, 2021
when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.
by muleymomma May 19, 2014
The cop wasn't getting any respect, so he tried to start heavier handed policies to fuck with people more and get their attention, since he thought nobody could get hit with a heavier hand and keep going. He thought that way because he was a joke.
by Solid Mantis April 02, 2020
by Pingspoofing shrimp January 31, 2021
This thing that hospital admin makes people do sometimes where we “need” to take valuable time out of our work day to narc on people not washing their hands efficiently.
Me writing one if I actually filled them out: “so I stalkerishly followed a nurse into the bathroom and while I was pretending to take a piss I was actually singing happy birthday in my head to see how long she washed her hands for. And I got to that 🎶🎶 “happy birthday dear fuck you” 🎶🎶🎶 but I didn’t quite get to that last “happy birthday to you” verse.
Signed, my hand hygiene audits of April 4th 2023
Signed, my hand hygiene audits of April 4th 2023
by Sacredfart April 05, 2023
by Supreme Meme Lord January 03, 2019