Serious Fucking Guy

noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.

Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.

Mick: Hey man, who do you really think killed JFK?
Jack: Serious Fucking Guys man.
Mick: ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 May 6, 2021

Food Guy

A guy who is not easily satisfied by food. Never leaving scraps on his plate.

Danny was not a food guy.

by Meljoy Rickets December 23, 2021

Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer)

The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a guy. See also: Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).

Guy 1: Everest’s like a hot snowboarding chick, she’s probably kind of slutty and kinky, so definitely fuck. Skye’s a sweetheart, and super pretty. Obviously marry. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.

Guy 2: Yes, I agree. Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).

Guy 1: Why did you mutter “guy answer” under your breath?

Guy 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.

by CountOlaf69 November 27, 2024

guy billie eilish

a guy goth rock star

me: that guy is a guy Billie Eilish
other guy: so what you fucker

by WMWMWMWWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWWMMWMWMW November 13, 2020

Renderforest Guy

Renderforest Guy is one of the most deserving when not the most deserving 4 party character to be in smash. #renderforestguyforsmash

I want Renderforest Guy in Smash

by kloiti February 18, 2021

Ryan Crisscross Guy

Tall white kid who will sit with his ankle on his knee and folds his hands together on his lap.

Wow Ryan Crisscross Guy has such great posture

by simpnation January 5, 2020

It’s just some guy I work with

just some

It’s just some guy I work with

by anonymous February 2, 2024