Trump Tower

The act of laying on your back and having a prostitute defecate in your mouth while you try to stack the turds as high as possible without using your tiny hands. Popular with American businessmen and Russian prostitutes.

I treated myself to a Trump Tower last night and now whenever I open my mouth shit comes out.

by Ivanka Humpalot January 17, 2017

Donald Trump

One of the best people in American History. He would do anything to fight for his country.

Donald Trump Ate Oxygen!!!

by KirbolpoyoPlayz November 16, 2024

Trumping day

january 20th 2021, the day trump finaly leaves the white house, beginning bidens road of recovery

when biden takes the oath, happy trumping day

by BOBBYROOSSSO January 6, 2021

dumber than trump

to be dumber than a orange skinned old man who at one point was president of the united states

who often said incredibly dumb things

bob: Chinese writing is the same as Japanese writing it is practically the same.
chris: they are not the same thing chris pulls out his phone and looks up the differences between the two writing characters and shows bob.
bob: well both countries people look the same as one another.
chris: bob you are absolutely dumber than trump if you think that.

by Backstroke swimmer 24 April 8, 2024

trump stew

a delicious medley of feces marinating in urine in the toilet bowl with a garnish of toilet paper

The whole family contributed their feces and urine to the trump stew currently residing in the powder room toilet.

by sexpissdull February 2, 2025

Trump's law

for every action you do, there is a tweet of yourself highlighting your hypocrisy.

Trump's law

>Dude, trump hired another globalist.

> Didn't he said that he was going to drain the swamp?

>Yeah he tweeted that.

by juasjuasie June 3, 2017

trump

trump, n. a small, stump-like penis that is visibly wider than it is tall. Remarkable diminutive and toadstool-like in appearance. Any namesake or lookalike of the original "trump," the membrum virile of the 45th President of the United States, which was so described by actress and director Stephanie Gregory Clifford (also known as Stormy Daniels), along with other intimate partners of the former president. Synonymous with choad or chode.

1. A: "It's stunning that with a stumpy, tiny trump like that the guy was able to procreate and have a family!"

2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"

by anonymiserly October 12, 2021