*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!
by Messy Garden November 4, 2023
Get the Eye Fucking Ballsmug. by YD724 May 9, 2025
Get the southern brown eyemug. THIS IS A CONTINUATION FROM "EYE IN THE SKY"
This weapon can see thru walls and can be programed to follow individuals 24/7/365. They are sky based and can be seen with the naked eye as low as 500ft above the ground. EITS(eye in the sky) currently is operating as low as 2000 ft and up. Currently our area has 10-12 EITS. FURTHER CAPABILITIES INCLUDE PROJECTION OF HOLOGRAMS. ABILITY TO PROJECT ANY MOVIE CHARACTER ONTO WALLS IN YOUR HOME ON THE CEILING. The electro Magnetic beams can be targeted on an individual beamed into eyes ears any body part. This targeting will result in vision and hearing loss. Skeletal injuries have been observed on individuals targeted. The easiest way to find these heinous devices is to look to the sky at dusk. If you were to observe a bright star at a low level will be your first indicator. If no other stars are visible and you see one bright light that could be one. You will be able to confirm this by the flashing re and blue lights required of them if flown in an area with passenger jet traffic. They can be as low as 2000ft is the lowest we've observed here. Other EITS operating in conjunction of the operator at 2000 ft has 9 others in a triangulated pattern. Calls to government agencies will deny any knowledge of there existence. For further info wiki it look at Department of Defense or the websites of the US defense contractors. BTW THIS IS ALL TRUE. DO A LITTLE RESEARCH.
This weapon can see thru walls and can be programed to follow individuals 24/7/365. They are sky based and can be seen with the naked eye as low as 500ft above the ground. EITS(eye in the sky) currently is operating as low as 2000 ft and up. Currently our area has 10-12 EITS. FURTHER CAPABILITIES INCLUDE PROJECTION OF HOLOGRAMS. ABILITY TO PROJECT ANY MOVIE CHARACTER ONTO WALLS IN YOUR HOME ON THE CEILING. The electro Magnetic beams can be targeted on an individual beamed into eyes ears any body part. This targeting will result in vision and hearing loss. Skeletal injuries have been observed on individuals targeted. The easiest way to find these heinous devices is to look to the sky at dusk. If you were to observe a bright star at a low level will be your first indicator. If no other stars are visible and you see one bright light that could be one. You will be able to confirm this by the flashing re and blue lights required of them if flown in an area with passenger jet traffic. They can be as low as 2000ft is the lowest we've observed here. Other EITS operating in conjunction of the operator at 2000 ft has 9 others in a triangulated pattern. Calls to government agencies will deny any knowledge of there existence. For further info wiki it look at Department of Defense or the websites of the US defense contractors. BTW THIS IS ALL TRUE. DO A LITTLE RESEARCH.
EYE IN THE SKYS FOLLOWS MY EVERYWHERE. EYE IN THE SKYS LOVES TO WATCH ME WIPE MY ASS. EYE IN THE SKYS is operated by STAWKA DeANGELOS. EYE IN THE SKYS IS THE GREATEST SURVEILLANCE TOOL INVENTED TO DATE. EYE IN THE SKYS IS THE 21ST CENTURY GESTAPO.
by reeeetaaaaad June 1, 2023
Get the EYE IN THE SKYSmug. Bob: Yo, did you see that hot girl just now? She was totally eye fucking me!
John: Yessir. You two are now officially eye exes.
John: Yessir. You two are now officially eye exes.
by Eridaniii July 4, 2023
Get the eye exmug. Also Iowa Lamps or Greenhorns. The way rural newcomers and persons from the provinces stare for prolonged periods of time at urban dwellers, usually with a disbelieving, gawky incredulity. The gaze predictably derives not only from the usual unfamiliarity with the pace, rhythms and protocols of city life, but also an unmistakable unlettered and unsophisticated countenance and temperament.
Sari and I tend to avoid certain urban attractions moreso in the summer than other times of the year. Places like the arcade, central fountain and the boardwalk are simply not pleasurable with all those largely rural, out-of-town tourists out and about. They tend to stare at the locals with those Iowa Eyes or Lamps as if we were circus freaks or zoo animals.
by Virgin Suicides April 4, 2024
Get the Iowa Eyesmug. by Chewieonmytushie May 22, 2014
Get the potty eyesmug. by CharlesDuvall June 12, 2021
Get the Jimmy Eyemug.