Crab n' nad

Crab n' nad: having intense anal sex when a crab and squid are present

Crab n' nad:
“Hey bro why did you want to go to the aquarium so bad?”
“Oh I had to try some of that Crab n’ nad”

by LongCrabs March 22, 2019

Pedo @1d@n

A very rare and scary creature if he gets to you he will use his very short and tiny dick to penetrate right through your bum hole he will Also get you in his van and do some very interesting things to you

Oh shit there's a pedo @1d@n chasing me

by Hacker10e72 August 23, 2019

Bake 'N Spray

When one bakes... then sprays... (does drugs, then uses air freshener on nearby trash cans). This is a new charity... Febrezing the trash cans. Anyone can participate. It is a tax write off.

"Yo, what are you doing?", as a man sprays febreze on a trash can in a park.

"Im trying out this new Bake 'N Spray thing yo"

by Bake 'N Spray And Sons October 22, 2014

Dot N Dash

When someone starts typing a reply and then nothing happens...

I texted him I liked him and then he went all dot n dash on me!

by Nevnevs October 13, 2020

n and b

the only two keys that are broken on my keyboard

"my n and b keys are broken, so i have to copy and paste them every time they're used in a sentence."

by breadenjoyer March 16, 2024

Surf n' Turf

When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy

Fred and I were gettin' real frisky when all of a sudden he gave me the ol' Surf n' Turf!!

by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024

J + N

P1: I can make N straight
P2: she’s dating J tho
P1: so?
P2: dude your a guy and she’s lesbian and she Alr found sum1
P1: whatever

J + N is a relationship that will last 4ever, no matter how much fights no matter how much yelling, these 2 will always love each other till the day they die.

by MONEY STEALER June 10, 2023