Caught a game for a recruit

During sex when you are in bland old missionary, and your Charlie horse or hamstring starts cramping badly enough that you lose your erection. You are officially too old for this partner.

“How’d it go with Julie? Dem tiddies are LEGIT!”
-“oh man, I caught a game for a recruit and had to stop. I’m officially too old for hot chicks now!”

by Fungordon May 15, 2022

the friends birthday game

this is when two friends of the opposite sex play this game on each other birthday only. same way on each birthday they have. the man see if he can get more girlfriends than his female friend can get more boyfriends. and the person who birthday its not that day the other friend. he or she hopes to win to make the loser sing happy birthday to them on their own birthday. so if its my friend birthday i want to win. so she has to sing happy birthday to me on her birthday. and when its my birthday she hopes to win too. and neither one can start until its midnight time on their birthday when it just starting the new day but midnight at night time. so dawn comes after and when you wake up its that birthday. so you have 24 hours. what you do after is your own business. until its their birthday. and start again.

the friends birthday game is the best game i ever played and we only get to do it twice a year one for each other birthday.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 19, 2022

the shark game

Getting your cooter vigorously ate.

“let’s play the shark game, I eat you scream”

by bt bandit June 11, 2022

The sock game

When you sit on your bed and throw socks at the ceiling fan and try to get them to land on it. Something to do when you’re bored on a summer day.

I should’ve played the sock game during quarantine

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 1, 2022

Alucard's game

When an individual crosses ethical lines they would normally not cross because they possess a strong desire to make the world a better place for both people and or other life forms to live in

Lisa: Kaid, why did you take those documents from Harold's office earlier? You taking things that don't belong to you without consent is wrong.
Kaid: Those documents indicated Harold was stealing some of the products we are producing. We need to show them to our supervisor, so it can be handled appropriately and prevent this from happening again. I'm playing Alucard's game. I know it was wrong to take them without telling him, but we can't just let him get away with this.

Lisa: Agreed...

by Vanguard 1998 July 27, 2022

debit card game

The "Debit Card Game" is a name used for raping children. As a debit card goes in and out, this signals a rape. It can sound very innocent, but do not be fooled.

Family member: Hey, kid! Would you like to play the debit card game?

*The child agrees, following the family member to somewhere very quiet and empty. They get raped and continue the day like nothing happened.*

by Iamnotfunny July 29, 2022

Hop on Stand Game

this is just literally telling you to get onto a roblox jojo game made by a female trans person.

1: yo, wanna hop on stand game?
2: what the hell is a stand game?
1: it's just another copy of AUU (An Unoriginal Universe) but literally by the original owner. (no there's literally no sex jokes to add to this unless you've got some yourself.)
2: again? well thankfully its by the original owner so let's get on then!

by woofythefemboy August 4, 2022