Ahh shit and two farts

Used to express anger.

"We're outta beer!"
"Ahh shit and two farts i'll go get some."

by Coos April 20, 2008

silent rageful fart

The only acceptable means of expressing your anger in the face of sheer humiliation.

Also used when frustrated with an argument that is at a deadlock.

Jimmy: Gwen is a whore!
Susie: No she is not!
Jimmy: Yes she is!
Susie: *Silent rageful farts*

by b0m83r October 2, 2007

festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.

I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.

by smokin_oil December 7, 2009

Tounge punch the Fart box

The act of a male or female going down on there partner and licking the butthole. aka..Tossing the salad

"I'm going out on a date tonight"
"oh yeah, have fun, i hope she lets you Tounge punch the fart box!!!!"

by princess tounge punch August 22, 2011

she farted on my dick

When a thot flagellates on your genitalia

Damn, she farted on my dick

by CheckMyBackPack May 7, 2017

farting through your mouth

talking gibberish; not making sense

Listen you stupid Texan, I can't tell if you're talking or farting through your mouth. So, leave me alone!!

by jimmylikeflowers November 29, 2010

doodoo nigga fart sex

where a nigga shits and farts while ejaculating on another nigga

Edwin: doodoo nigga fart sex me daddy Jadennn
Jaden: I have a piss kink so youll have to return the favor

by TheChumBucket? September 26, 2021