girthy cock

the biggest dick you will ever see

holy shit did you see johns girthy cock

by Adolf_Drippler69420 April 20, 2023

fanny cock

when the axe wound becomes so damaged it starts to resemble a run over cat, pouring pus and jellyfied semen around the badly stacked kebab lips. Blue waffle may also become apparent.

wowsers that fanny cock looks like a bad day in bosnia!

by angrypirate33 June 9, 2016

Rockies Cock

The stereotypically sub-par penises of snowboarders and skiers

I had sex with that guy from the mountain last night; he had such a rockies cock

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Cock Absorber

A girl that is rather ‘sluttish’ and has sex with strangers often. Also known as a thot or slag.

Ellie: OMG Maisie had sex for the 7th time today!?
Lily: what the fuck?? She’s such a cock absorber

by Maisies Biggest fan March 26, 2019

Banana cock

Banana cock is just a better way to say that something is rad

Yo dude did you see that crash, it was totally banana cock

by DaRealMoose776 May 20, 2020

Silver Cock

it's a nickname for a guy who fucks girls because they're pretty and then leaves them dead afterwards.

"I just gave her the silver cock" He replies

by TheForAdventurers February 14, 2021

Cock-boosted

When a certain person make you or someone else get laid.

Jerry Cock-Boosted his friend Albert

by mr chaco January 28, 2021