Ass Grenades

When your shitting and it explodes in your toilet like grenades
The feeling of World War 3 out of your asshole
Heavy amounts of shit
Long pieces of shit or multiple shits
M.O.A.S (M.other O.f A.ll S.hits) basically

Bro I ate at this Mexican place,i later murdered my toilet with Ass Grenades
Bro i took the M.O.A.S yesterday i couldn't sit for a week
Dude my Ass Grenades clogged my toilet for a couple of days

by Plemington_J August 27, 2013

Ass Crevasse

n. One who possess a large ass crack, usually offensive to the visual cortex.

"Whoa!!! Cover that Ass Crevasse up, plumber man!"

by The SplieveBDS September 19, 2013

ass growl

A low and rumbly fart.

Although he tried to cover it up, the ass growl was unmistakable.

by skychick312 September 26, 2013

Ass Landing

An ass landing is ANYTHING you can put your ass in or on. Especially important to know this term when you are under the influence.

Chairs, toilets, laps, penii/vag, bath tub, Face, floor, the ground, grass, table, etc.

"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."

"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."

by StephyTephykins January 20, 2012

Ass static

Farting, especially over the phone and/or holding up the phone to one's ass whilst farting

Dude, was that ass static, or just bad reception?

by ceremyjohen February 8, 2012

cank-ass

Cankles of the ass. Aka Long Butt. Where the ass meshes with the thigh. Girls typically grow this from horseback riding. Like cankles, but more north.

"Kelly, look! That girl has cank-ass! She must ride horses."

by K8eliz December 27, 2011

ass rust

rust-shit

uhh she smell like ass rust!

by aLofsnaLs December 31, 2011