1. A modern version of "son of a bitch," because it is the most useless swear. It doesn't have the kick the it used to have.
2. Used to tell that a person's mother/father is a monkey.
3. Comeback; Witty retort
2. Used to tell that a person's mother/father is a monkey.
3. Comeback; Witty retort
by MorsMortis March 7, 2010
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Get the goofy ahh monkey mug.A "Bar Mitzvah Monkey" is a prostitute who has been hired for a Bar Mitzvah. They are normally hired by friends of the male who the ceremony is for. These women are pre-paid to show up at the ceremony and fornicate with the male who will be journeying into adulthood. It is common for these women to pick up extra money by also selling to guests of the Bar Mitzvah. Not as commonly, these prostitutes may be hired for Bat Mitzvah.
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Get the Bar Mitzvah Monkey mug.1)Can be taken literally, the actual son of someone who bit a monkey.
2)The word monkey can also refer to male genetalia, therefore to call someone a son of a monkey biter could mean, that the person you are referring to has a gay father.
3)An interesting, substitute to son of a b*tch.
2)The word monkey can also refer to male genetalia, therefore to call someone a son of a monkey biter could mean, that the person you are referring to has a gay father.
3)An interesting, substitute to son of a b*tch.
*man carries a soda inside for his wife, and suddenly drops it and it pours out.. all over her new white shirt*
woman's reply to situation: "You son of a MoNkey BiTER, I just bought this!!"
woman's reply to situation: "You son of a MoNkey BiTER, I just bought this!!"
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Get the Trunk Monkey mug.The terrible result of an experiment involving the cross breeding of a buttmonkey and a corporate monkey. Often spreads deadly diseases in the form of corporate jargon, smoke blowing, and complex acronyms.
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