E-shopaholic

Somebody who spends an absolutely inordinate amount of time surfing the internet to buy things, usually collectibles or household items they don't need. At all.

Some e-shopaholics are known to invest in a useful product then buy everything associated with it, but in either case they often come close to bankrupting themselves.

John: Honey, where did all your money go this month?

Jane: I spent it all on the internet.

John: Oh dear lord, you're an e-shopaholic!

by HarlequinDM October 12, 2010

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E-Whore

A person who shows their body on the internet for likes and views.

She shows her boobs in all her videos on TikTok, no wonder she is getting so many likes and views. What an e-whore.

by SICKLoof May 19, 2023

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e-period

It is when your electronic devices, or an electronic assistant behaves as if they are menstrual. The assistant is looking up bizarre search topics and not really hearing the commands clearly, or sending text messages to your friends and family that make little to no sense.

"Send a text message to Fran." "Ok what would you like it to say?". "I'm running a few minutes late, wait for me." "Ok text message says: I'm running great, fleas will be. Shall I send it?" "No." "Ok I'll send it."

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My tablet is on its e-period this morning! I can't get to any of my photos. Why won't you work right?!

by Nariema June 27, 2014

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Jaylah E

Jaylah E dont play that shit hoe ill beat yo ass and whoever tf wants it .

emily: Jaylah E will beat yo ass so mtfkn fast, especially u keii keep playin with yo bitchh ass.

by Yo mama nigga. December 20, 2021

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e-lisp

A incorrect voice to text generated interpretation of what was really meant to be said.

"I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry"

E-lisp - An AI generated incorrect voice to text.

by Cosmicbeefcake November 19, 2021

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