Friday,November 6th. Slap anyone with a bad fade,saggy nipples, and swears he is the shit at football. His name is most likely going to be Darius Phillis. Slap him as many times as you want all day.
"Hey bro did you hear it's National Slap Darius Phills day". "YESSS BRO I ALREADY GOT HIM IM BOUT TO GET HIM AGAIN".
by Darius Phills November 4, 2020
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by Kitty cat grabber November 3, 2020
Get the National Kiss your crush day mug.Just as it says in the tin, send gifs of slapping to any Bailey's you know on twitter. This is celebrated on 3 April every year.
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“Hey guess what day it is, it’s the 31st-1st national horny day, you know what that means… whip out your penis/tits”
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A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.
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