It means that something looks bad. Or if you wear something that's totally ugly and your mom thinks you look "handsome" or "pretty".
"Hey, guys does my outfit look good?"
"Only in your mother's eyes."
"Oh my god, I just drew the best Shrek!"
"Pfft, only in your mother's eyes."
"Only in your mother's eyes."
"Oh my god, I just drew the best Shrek!"
"Pfft, only in your mother's eyes."
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even if you want to keep something a secret, someone, somehow, somewhere, will eventually find out.
even if you want to keep something a secret, someone, somehow, somewhere, will eventually find out.
son: dad, what does the expression" walls have eyes and ears" mean?
father: it means, lol, even if you talk to yourself, others, may, and will get useful, useful to themselves I mean, information out of you short-handed, which means you can't keep a secret if you talk to yourself. you therefore have The Right to Remain Silent.
father: it means, lol, even if you talk to yourself, others, may, and will get useful, useful to themselves I mean, information out of you short-handed, which means you can't keep a secret if you talk to yourself. you therefore have The Right to Remain Silent.
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Guy1: "Did you see that 80 year old naked woman?".
guy2: "Yeah, it was a real eye gouger".
by judge dredd7 on Jan 29, 2013
Guy1: "Did you see that 80 year old naked woman?".
guy2: "Yeah, it was a real eye gouger".
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