Just as it says in the tin, send gifs of slapping to any Bailey's you know on twitter. This is celebrated on 3 April every year.
by Antt1 March 28, 2021
Get the National slap Bailey day on Twitter. mug.The 2 days were created so anyone in the world was allowed to ask for nudes or sexual pics whenever they want aswell, it works both ways.
“Hey guess what day it is, it’s the 31st-1st national horny day, you know what that means… whip out your penis/tits”
by ErrorCreed April 29, 2022
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Get the National favorite movie character day mug.Friday,November 6th. Slap anyone with a bad fade,saggy nipples, and swears he is the shit at football. His name is most likely going to be Darius Phillis. Slap him as many times as you want all day.
"Hey bro did you hear it's National Slap Darius Phills day". "YESSS BRO I ALREADY GOT HIM IM BOUT TO GET HIM AGAIN".
by Darius Phills November 4, 2020
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Get the 25 april national awesomeness day mug.National kiss your crush day...Stop being the baby you are and kiss your girlfriend btw this is for you Connor!
by Kitty cat grabber November 3, 2020
Get the National Kiss your crush day mug.September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
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- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?
- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you
- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you
by PussyDestroyer500 September 28, 2022
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