Meat milking

A male is Jacking off, till he milks his meat

Are you meat milking?

Are you a meat milker?

by Meat milker January 13, 2017

Meat Apnea

A condition wherein the use of a CPAP machine causes a raging boner or morning wood

I wear a CPAP at night and now I've got a bad case of meat apnea

by Frankie_Muniz March 29, 2024

Meat Water

A bottle or metal thermos in which a vile concoction a meat sticks, water, burger, expired yogurt, saliva, bread, and any other table scraps on hand is brewing. It is necessary for meat water to be stored in a couch or other furniture item where unsuspecting victims will be present for its inevitable explosion.

"What's that atrocious smell?"
"Spencer made another batch of meat water!"

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

Going for Some Street Meat

A sexual act, usually a one-time, casual hookup.

After a bad break up she/he was going for some street meat.

by RedButtonTopic May 24, 2025

furby mEat

mEat is the delactable dish originating from ainsley harriot mutating furbys to have long ass necks. Ainsley soon discoverd that when cooked furby mEat tastess noice as shit and now sells it on the black market for brazilain dollars.

furby mEat is good

by ainsley harriot's son March 7, 2020

track meat

A slur to call your indian/brown friend as they all seems to be obsessed with dying to trains

Gupta: Make me 2 tacos Marco you fuckin' beaner
Marco: Shut the fuck up track meat

by TrackMeat December 13, 2023

meat snuggling

When the act of snuggling consists of vagina and a penis.

Ashley and Timothy were caught meat snuggling in the woodshed.

by ButteryPorcupine May 21, 2016