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John Snow

An old man’s white pubic hair that is overgrown with his penis barely poking out.
The dressing room door was open and I saw that man’s John Snow.
by ForrestBeau June 22, 2024
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John

Another -informal- term used to describe a toilet, most commonly used by meth heads
-Jesse: Hey man, can I use your John?
-Meth head: Yeah sure man it's inside
by Lil Swigga 69 November 21, 2021
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John

When your John af means your zooted and booted like my nigga john💯
"ngl gang im john af rn"
by nolimitj13 June 16, 2023
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Jimmy that John

when a direct object (the john) enters another object or space (the jimmy). inspired by the sandwich chain in which the sandwich is the john and the wrapper is the jimmy. this applies to any situation in which something enters a place of any sort. this is a grammatical/philosophical concept.
“i really jimmed this john”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)

“the book is the jimmy the john is the story

“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”
by thejohner May 16, 2025
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John-Thomas

Damn that guy John-Thomas is a beast
by BBCbloxxer January 9, 2022
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John Douglas

a queer boy with a shmeet
by daniel tubby September 30, 2020
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jOHn

Saying "jOHn" is a way of telling any of your friends named John "oh" while calling them at the same time.
John: do u no de wae
Someone: jOHn....that is a dead meme.
by Alola_ March 17, 2018
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