White eye

When you haven't let when go in 2 - 3 weeks and it shoots up into your eye.

oh shit tyrone had to go to the nurse, he couldn't see because of all the nut in his eye, I hate white eye.

by SkinnyBoyD November 12, 2019

eye raped

Unsolicited dick pic from someone you met online

I was having a nice conversation with this guy I met online until he totally eye raped me.

by bezdin July 11, 2015

Champagne Eyes

The type of eyes you can get lost in. Not necessarily light in color but have the look of being lit from within . They can make you feel giddy & light headed like the fizzy drink they’re named after.

“Farmer John, I’m in love with your daughter- the one with the champagne eyes.”

by Mister. Eee December 27, 2023

Spider Eyes

The resulting prolific amount of bubbles that occur after a particularly large piss into a toilet.

"Man, I just pissed like Ogre from Revenge of the nerds"
"making some spider eyes in there, eh?"

by Alf Porn April 12, 2024

Brown-eye points

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.

Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.

by tbelphegor November 3, 2011

monster eye

red, irritation of the eyes, usually accompanied by excretion and discomfort, which looks like the eyes of a monster

Sara has monster eye from her allergies.

by anth from cleveland December 14, 2008

butt hole eyes

butt hole eyes are eyes that look counter sunk and have large brown rings around them,Butt hole eyes are common with people that worship Satan who unsuccessfully try to demonize the spirit and power of love which leaves them exhausted
drained and they begin to take on a haggard zombie fried look which also finds it's expression with a pair of eyes that look like butt-holes

they say that the eyes are the windows to the soul and when i looked into his butt hole eyes i knew he worshipped Satan

by black cat cult July 9, 2022