Johning

When your friend John starts Johning in soccer at lunchtime, by selling out his whole team

John has the ball, then kicks and misses the goal 5 feet in front of him.

We call it Johning!!!

by Reizirth December 10, 2024

pulling a john

Willfully doing something intentionally or unintentionally irresponsible or out right dumb

You just went fully retard by pulling a john

by lolIAmTotallyExtra November 23, 2024

John-Ingar

It’s slang for «big penis» in some Norwegian cultures.

“Yoo bro this girl told me I’ve got a mad John-Ingar” (directly translated from Norwegian)

by jir39 November 9, 2020

John

John is the name of a wanker

John the wanker

by Celticboy January 3, 2020

John Morrison

A guy

Look at that John Morrison.

by Karπa June 21, 2023

John

A guy who is super sexy and is the best person to have ████ with the most athletic person ever

Man that john is sexy

by heyitsmejk November 12, 2021

john ogelby

The best drummer MILKK has ever had. Won't ever find him without a hat/beanie on. A sweet heart but very shy.

You know John Ogelby?

The best drummer in milkk? yes I know him.

by coco4548 October 27, 2019