take one for the team

1)v phrase. the act of agreeing to otherwise non-consensual sex for the advancement of sexual relations in one's party

1) "Alright guys, I guess I'll take one for the team this time."

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

One Direction

A British/Irish Boyband which consists of five sexy boys who make girls' ovaries explode.

Niall Horan Harry Styles Liam Payne Zayn Malik Louis Tomlinson One Direction

Girl 1: did you see Harry Styles' new tattoo!?
Girl 2: Ikr rip ovaries!!!

by Sassysloth January 14, 2014

One-night Stand

To perform a handstand while wearing a Speedo. A wise-ass take-off of the Jaryn, the One-night Stand was originally performed on hot coals. It soon evolved to what it is now: a Speedo-licious handstand on a bed of Petrol. Works best at night.

Ralph hired a guy to do a One-Night Stand at his birthday party, but it sucked so badly that I nonchalantly discarded my lit cigarette at his slimy hands; boy, did that motherfucker smell like bacon

by Randomé Pearson December 15, 2010

fuken nice one

Fuken nice one .meaning very very good job ,very cool that your are doing / done a specific thing !

fucken nice one m8 , that your traveling out of the UK .
example 2 : fuken nice one ,i won the lottery !

by MGT = Mad Gamer Timo July 18, 2006

Wip one out

When a guy masterbates.

I;m gona go home and wip one out.

by nevada December 2, 2003

Five five five one two one two

Your friend is in the hospital. Your other friend wants to call. You prank him by giving the area code and 555-1212. He calls the number not knowning it was information and asks the operator to speak to him. She says city your calling again and he asks for his full name again.

He calls me back and i start laughing before speaking a word. And that is my five five five one two one two story

by Kuehlstein February 14, 2018

Crack one out

To lascerate your cock while 'watching videos of/imagining/looking at photos of/in the presence of' hot sexy women.

Masturbation in laymans terms.

James: "Im going home for a wank."
Tim: "haha, james is gonna crack one out, the randy bastard, remember to clean yourself up, and your mums back, dont be rubbin the cum into her back too much again".

by Professor Stupidity March 29, 2008