ossues

issues with people from Australia

I had ossues with that guy over which beer is better, Fosters or Coors

by mechanismo October 31, 2011

Ostrichhead

A fuzzy feeling or induced numbness in the mouth.

Mike had an intense, ostrichhead feeling after chewing an Advil Liqui-Gel for the first time.

by KC Masterpiece 225 February 14, 2012

Osama Biomom Laden (OBL)

The true Osama Biomom Laden resorts to empty threats and acts that could rival terrorism when dealing with their child(ren)'s Biological Father or Step Mother. She is generally insecure and must use these tactics in order to prove her own power (or lack thereof) when it comes to matters that affect the children.

She's having another Osama Biomom Laden (OBL) day. She told me she was calling the polie because I picked up my child for my parenting time.

Did you get that email from Osama Biomom Laden (OBL) that I forwarded to you? Yeah, the one that says she is taking me to court because I taught our daughter to tie her shoes!

by SMonster November 7, 2012

Osorophile

One who loves haters.

Etymology:

Osoris (Latin) - One who hates; hater.

-phile (French) (from Greek -philos) - loving; having a fondness or affinity for.

Osor+o, variant of Osoris + -phile = Osorophile

Fly as I could ever be. A level of success that you could never see. You jealous mane, we in propellas mane. Think about it, ain't shit you could tell us mane. So keep hating child, cause I'm an osorophile.

by Swagotelli April 21, 2013

Osteoporochips

The chips that break when dragged through dip.

Careful with the dip Bob, those osteoporochips are snapping so often I feel like a Jet.

by GrubbypantsTheThird July 23, 2013

oshos tuesday

A day full of hope, double rainbows, and sushi. Usually a recurring event every week where you ask a female on a date every Tuesday.

"I asked her out to oshos Tuesday and she said yes!"

by AShel88 December 23, 2013

OS handle

The OH SHIT! handle, found on the ceiling of cars for the passenger(s) to grab any time their seat belts don't make them feel safe enough due to the driver's bad driving. Some people use them to hang their blazers on coatracks in the back.

The passenger grabbed the OS handle, fearing for his life, as the driver swerved and sped through traffic at a breakneck speed.

by WowzaCowza January 2, 2014