My girlfriend Sally

1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".

2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.

My girlfriend Sally says she loves it when I do sex with her up the anal root canal.

by Sklooby March 19, 2008

Melts my butter

Turns me on - Causes feelings of arousal

That Beyonce really melts my butter.

by Pogo56 December 9, 2008

My eyes are sweating

A retarded way of saying that you’re crying

Me: “are you ok?”
Person: “my eyes are sweating so obviously not”

by Anonymousbitch:) September 20, 2019

Oh my Rowling!

An exclamation of surprise, like OMG.

Inspired by the musical "A Very Potter Musical".

"Oh my Rowling! What happened?!" -Ginny Weasley in A Very Potter Musical

by Margo Roth Spiegelman II July 22, 2009

Beer for my horses

1) A song by Toby Keith and Willie Nelson

2) A movie about vigilante justice

Beer for my horses is an awesome song and the movie is hilarious.

by thort74t January 6, 2011

my name's al

1). The last words you will ever hear
2). The words only allowed by he who shall not be named
3). A Behemoth
4). The ugliest creature on the face of the Earth
5). Not to be confused with his much calmer counterpart Pete

Sentence 1:

Shells: "Oh. Hey Al."
Alex: "Oh.. Hey."
Al: "No. MY NAME'S AL!!!!!!!" *punches Alex throught he wall

Clerk: "So what is your name sir?"
Al #1 "Al"
Al #2 "NO MY NAMES AL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *rips Al #1 throat out

by [e-mail] May 25, 2010

tip of my dick

more colorful version of "tip of the iceberg", used in positive reference to oneself.

Girl: You have a Porsche too?
You: Yeah and that's just the the tip of my dick

by norcat April 4, 2008