John

Dad´s account

"How could you afford that?"
"You know, John"

by Addew March 28, 2021

John

A guy named John.

Do you want some pizza John?

by YelKyr January 8, 2022

John Madden

John Madden is a Football Coach And also God of the Moon. Nasa's Free online meme game Moonbase Alpha Made him into a legend and the moon people sing various Songs about him while depicting him as their God.

:nhI'm gonna eat a pizza. :dial67589340 Hi, can i order a pizza? :nvno! :nhwhy? :nv cuz you are john madden!:np
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?

Woman: No!

John: Why?

Woman: Cuz you are John madden

by Moonbase Alpharian April 27, 2017

John Wick with a pencil

Unstoppable, unkillable, indestructible, force of fear dread gore and power

Idk i forgot the scene lmao but John wick with a pencil is badass...i should've said it up there

by Básnik July 24, 2021

John Cena

where is he i cnat see him please help. hes in my house i cant find him.

John Cena

by big bald obama October 7, 2021

On John Ross 365

When people ain’t really fuckin with the gang hit em with the on John Ross because some words just be Irish sometimes

Lukas-aye who you talking to
John-I’m talking to you scared cat

Lukas-on John Ross 365 I’m about it

by Leyton Richland November 18, 2020

John

a guy im gonna be using in my sentences

John "How did you find this."

by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022