National fuck your friend day is on April 28th.
You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
by Zenna April 19, 2018
To take a shit. There is no indication as to how severe of a shit but it is usually assumed to be a short one considering the context the phrase is used.
by IshotTheSheriffbutNotTheDeputy September 25, 2008
A day on April 28th, where you tell all your fake friends you don't want to be friends with them, because, their fake.
by ligmalake April 26, 2018
by medium dick mike April 08, 2021
Person 1: Hey I haven't seen you in a while...
Person 2: I know, we should be friends more often.
Person 1: Yeah
Person 3: Fuck you
Person 2: I know, we should be friends more often.
Person 1: Yeah
Person 3: Fuck you
by SabazouJSL April 24, 2009
It is the most go-to starter phrase when asking an abnormal question to hide behind a facade and save yourself from judgement, embarrassment, humiliation, possibly dishonoring your family's name.
Use this phrase if you are suffering from severe to mild symptoms of curiosity but still want to save your future-self from the consequences of asking such disgraceful questions and from being looked at by other people as a degenerate.
Use this phrase if you are suffering from severe to mild symptoms of curiosity but still want to save your future-self from the consequences of asking such disgraceful questions and from being looked at by other people as a degenerate.
Example 1
Dude 1: Bro, 'my friend wants to know (MFWTK)' if Ron Jeremy's magic beans can REALLY help make your lil jimmy grow bigger and last longer in bed.
Dude 2: (rolling on the floor laughing) HAHAHA!!! Who's the friend?!
Dude 1: (panicking) Shit! I gotta go. I forgot to walk the dog.
Dude 2: Dafuq? But you don't have a dog...
Example 2
Curious Teenager: (asking the users of the interweb) 'MFWTK' how to properly wipe your rear to eliminate dingleberries. He says that he stains his boxers on a daily basis and that his mother is getting tired of cleaning up after his 'shit' like his messy room.
Dude 1: Bro, 'my friend wants to know (MFWTK)' if Ron Jeremy's magic beans can REALLY help make your lil jimmy grow bigger and last longer in bed.
Dude 2: (rolling on the floor laughing) HAHAHA!!! Who's the friend?!
Dude 1: (panicking) Shit! I gotta go. I forgot to walk the dog.
Dude 2: Dafuq? But you don't have a dog...
Example 2
Curious Teenager: (asking the users of the interweb) 'MFWTK' how to properly wipe your rear to eliminate dingleberries. He says that he stains his boxers on a daily basis and that his mother is getting tired of cleaning up after his 'shit' like his messy room.
by AnGrYRameN December 17, 2016
This is an expression used by a pussy when he and his friends get involved in a fight. The person who uses this expression generally looks for a weak person from the other side who agrees with this pussy sentiment so they can watch the fight in bliss while their friend gets ganged up on and kicked while he is down.
Julie: "You asshole! You could have hurt someone with that bottle!"
Sean (Julie's boyfriend): <Runs away to woods>
Drew: "We're all friends here..." <picks another pussy to hang out with and watch the fight>
Matt: LOL <gets his ass kicked, literally, by two of the guys on the other side>
Sean (Julie's boyfriend): <Runs away to woods>
Drew: "We're all friends here..." <picks another pussy to hang out with and watch the fight>
Matt: LOL <gets his ass kicked, literally, by two of the guys on the other side>
by Jack-O June 13, 2006